DITA Complexity

I think that we should participate in this Quality Digest challenge, especially regarding the second point below.
CONTEST!
REDEFINE QUALITY T ry thinking outside the QC glossary.
Take a quality term and then add, subtract, or change one letter of it.
(You may only make one of those changes per word.)
Give it a new definition.
Send your terms to  .
We'll publish the three best definitions next month and ask you to vote on the winner.
The winner will receive a TomTom GPS.
Contest ends May 25.
Here are some examples to get you started.
Good luck!
1. Stadistical: Inflicting complicated equations on a captive audience
2. Root clause analysis: Trying to figure out which section of a standard is the most confusing.
3. Dimention: A particularly brainless suggestion made at a meeting.
JoAnn T. Hackos, PhD President Comtech Services, Inc. 303-232-7586